Eastern Promises

Joe Dirt (2001) IMDB rating: 5.20 Plot: David Spade plays Joe, whose search for his family has him hittin’ the road and keepin’ it real with every lowlife he meets, including a sweet hottie (Brittany Daniel), a janitor (Christopher Walken), and a pychotic cannibal (Brian Thompson) with whom he has a brief interlude. Through it all, Joe keeps on truckin’ . . . all the way to L.A., where a shock jock DJ (Dennis Miller) targets Joe as the butt of his show. But Joe’s plucky spirit encourages listeners to cheer him on and help him find a better family than the one he thought he wanted. Rock on!

Actors: Spade David,Miller Dennis,Beach Adam,Walken Christopher,Kid Rock,Sullivan Erik Per,Ward Fred,Farley John,Zany Bob,Miller Bean,Walker Lee,Adventure,Comedy,Romance,

A quote from the movie Joe Dirt!?
At what scene does joe dirt say "It does it for you, so you don’t have tooooooo haha". it’s really bugging me, i have it stuck in my head but i can’t remember what scene it is from. HELP!!

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Oh.. haha when he was talking about scrubbing bubbles I think… it was when he was on air at the radio station

| Jan 24, 2010

What Dreams May Come (1998) IMDB rating: 6.30 Plot: Soul mates Chris (‘Robin Williams (I)’ (qv)) and Annie (‘Annabella Sciorra’ (qv)) couldn’t be happier, having married each other and had two wonderful children. Unforutnately, tragedy strikes when they lose them both in a car accident, and then again for Annie many years later when Chris is killed in another accident. What Chris finds is a Paradise unlike anything he ever imagined, where he is guided by Albert (‘Cuba Gooding Jr.’ (qv)), the first doctor he interned under and is helped to see his children once again. Unfortunately, when Annie takes her life in despair, she does not venture to the same plane of existence. Taking it upon himself to rescue her, Chris ventures into the pit of Hell with Albert and a Tracker (‘Max von Sydow’ (qv)) to save his wife from the damnation she doesn’t even know she is forcing on herself. This is a beautiful story that reminds us that love is stronger than death.

Actors: Williams Robin,Gooding Jr. Cuba,von Sydow Max,Paddock Josh,Salinger Matt,Card IV Paul P.,Herzog Werner,Romance,Drama,Fantasy,

Is there hope? She wanted space… I broke down and invaded.. she shut off all contact. will she come around?
We met, and from day one we were really into each other.. and on our 3rd or 4th date we decided to become a couple.. from there it was great.. we connected so well, we were eager to share everything we held dear to us.. even the things that had harmed us in the past. However, every once in awhile she would break down and her insecurities took over and would question my trust and constantly ask who every girl was that i was in contact with.. she had a bad past and I wanted to help her work on this.. I always managed to talk her through all of it and get her back to normal… but when she wasn’t in that break-down mode.. we were having a wonderful time.. and perhaps getting a bit too ahead of ourselves talking about our life goals and dreams, as well as virtues and morals.

then she started school and got really busy with homework.. and what not.. so we didn’t see each other too much.

- The Last week of the ‘relationship’ -
About 2 weeks into her schooling a concert came up that we went to (she took the day off to go there) she mostly wanted to go to get the rest of her albums signed by one of the members who was apart of a different band… afterwards when we got back, I spent the night.. and as usual when we sleep at her house, her dog joins us.. (she is really into her dog btw), while at the concert I had suffered a few bruises from a mosh pit forming behind us.. and I protected her taking most of the blows that would occur.. and as we were about to sleep… her dog jumped on my back… (where the bruises where) and i tried to move the dog away from me.. it really offended her.. then the next morning as she was getting ready for school she had to use my cellphone to get an email from someone from the concert.. and saw that I was texting a friend of mine and got upset because when she asked who i was talking to.. I had said no one, and she felt as if I lied to her.. (but the texts were way after when she asked if i was talkin to someone on my phone.. I was surfing the net at the time). That was the last straw apparently.

ANYWHO.. the next day she said she wanted some space, as she said she was confused if she was really ready for this kind of commitment/relationship.. (as she was saying that she wanted to be in an exclusive relationship where the bf/gf are more than that but also best friends too and all that. It’s what I wanted as well… which is another factor as to why we connected so well.)

So as she took her space.. I got really anxious.. and lonely not being able to talk to her.. so I called her when we hadn’t spoken for 2 days.. and was ignored.. which got my mind thinking crazy thoughts.. like there may be another guy or something.. so I kept calling.. and finally I got a hold of her.. she said she was just really busy and we could talk later after I got home from work… I came home and gave her a rang.. and it was ignored.. I then found she had removed all contact from me.. and.. now I don’t know what to do.

Is there still hope that she will warm up and talk to me?

She wanted space because she felt overwhelmed (as this happened in roughly 1.5 months).. as I felt overwhelmed too.. but it just felt right, y’know? She said she really cares about me alot and just needs time to be alone and think if she is ready for this.. But I wanted to talk to her to get on the same page to figure out what kind of relationship she was thinking we were getting into…

So again, my question is.. will she warm up and re-connect communication with me? Or did my insecurities at the end and invading her space blow the whole thing?

TL;DR : 1 month, went fast. She wanted space and felt confused if she was ready to commit to something she really wants (just doesn’t feel that at this time it can happen). Blocked all communication with me. Will she ever talk to me again? Or am I never going to hear from her?
Right now she needs space.. I will give it to her (this time i won’t break down), well mostly because I have to now…

How long should I wait before I try to reconnect with her?

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I’ll be quite honest with you. I’m not sure what kind of relationship you are looking for but this one does not seem anywhere near ideal. She’s controlling and insecure. Your girlfriend claims she wants the relationship to be one of love and friendship but she pushes that boundary by invading your personal space ie. Keeping tabs on ‘every’ girl you talk to, becoming frustrated if you don’t discuss who you converse with over the phone.

Theres definitely a level of miscommunication if you are unable to even explain that you simply pushed aside her dog because he was hurting you. She evidently does not trust you if she immediately assumes you lied about the purpose of a text message you happen to send.

Lack of communication, lack of trust and inability to respect your partners privacy. There could be more to the relationship but thats for you to decide. I personally would have taken these as a sign to leave.

Continue trying to call her if you want to pursue this relationship and I suggest talking through some of these dilemmas.

As for whether or not she would call, I have a feeling she may have discovered better options.

Chien P | Feb 04, 2010

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I know what you want me to tell you, but I cant. There is one thing I will tell you…if you truly love this girl, go after her and tell her how much you love her. Maybe that’s what she needs to hear from you. I think she does love you, but only you can seek her out and ask her. Good Luck. Remember, what’s meant to be is meant to be. She’s probably scared to get hurt again. Keep in mind she is a girl and we have feelings that can get hurt.
Taxing | Feb 04, 2010

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Okay, This is a toughy, as you may have already figured out.
My boyfriend and I clicked the first second we met. i had a rocky past too and i thought i could tell everything to him… so i did. But then i never really got more than an "Oh, Im sorry" or an "Ok then. When i open up to someone i want to get a reaction out of them. And lately ive just been keeping to myself. I think maybe you guys moved a little to fast.. but we cant take back time can we! lol. Shes a girl, she was taken away from reality for a while and once she realized where things has gone she probably felt really rushed and she just needed time to think things through. I mean yeah getting upset becuz you moved the dog and you were talking to another person seems like a very pathetic reason to keep upset over but maybe this was just a reason to tell you that she needs some space. She needed, and as her boyfriend You should have respected that. But i think if you give her some time to rethink things and straighten things out in her head, she will come around. Maybe not right away but i think if she really has true feelings for you, she will come back. you both made some bone headed choices but we make mistakes, we are only human! I hope this helped a little. Good Luck and remember there is a whole world filled of wonderful women, dont stay stuck on one girl for too long, until you are ready to settle down! :]
sophie45 | Feb 04, 2010

The Greatest Game Ever Played (2005) IMDB rating: 7.30 Plot: Near the turn of the twentieth century, young Harry Vardon becomes a champion golfer but learns that his amazing skill is no match for the class boundaries that exclude him from “gentlemanly” English society. A dozen years later, a young American, Francis Ouimet, fights against the same prejudice, as well as his own father’s disdain, for a chance to participate in the U.S. Open against his idol — Harry Vardon. The struggles of both men for acceptance provides the background for an amazing contest of skills.

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Actors: Paxton James,Rack Tom,Laroche Armand,Hurley Peter,Terlecki Gregory,Higgins Jonathan,Knight Matthew,Askew Luke,Koteas Elias,Esposito Eugenio,Dillane Stephen,Wilcock Robin,Drama,History,Sport,

Can I play The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time on Nintendo Wii? If so, how?
So, my N64 has finally broken, but I still need to be able to play the greatest game ever created. I hear that you can play N64 games on Wii? Is this possible? Can I play The ocarina of time? If so, how? My wii isn’t hooked up to the internet, so that could be a problem, but any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

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no. but you can play it on you PC. I do it all the time. you can download Emulator applications and they will simulate all the old school consoles. I use them for NES, SNES, N64, Sega, Ps1, and I have a ps2 emu but it still has problems. google: "N64 emulator" to find it. I think Project64 is the best one. but dont forget to download and configure the plugins for it.
b | Feb 05, 2010

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Your gonna have to get Internet dude. That way you can Access the wii shop channel and purchase a number of n64 classics including The Ocarina of Time. You also need a Gamcube controller to play. You can also look for the gamcube game that was released awhile back that had all of the Legend of Zelda games on one disc. But to be honest it is rare to find.
orca830 | Feb 05, 2010

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you can, all you need is a classic controler for the wii, and i belive you need Wii points. the zelda game is around 2000 wii points, but you can buy points at a gamestop.

you could also try to get the zelda pack for gamecube. its got zelda classics.
Captain Howdy | Feb 05, 2010

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easiest way is throught the wii channel. you will need wifi. if you have a friend with a wireless router that would work great. Then you have to purchase Wii points. If you wanna be safe go to a gamestop or a place like that, but you can do it on the wii once you hook up to the internet. Then just find ocarina of time, buy it with your points, download then woahla!. your in.

PS, Ocarina of time is awesome. Save up about 40 bucks and buy the twilight princess. YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED, ocarina was my favorite but once twilight princess came out and with the wii remote acting as your sword, its addicting and fun.
luis g | Feb 05, 2010

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There isn’t Wii version of Ocarina of Time, but you can buy it as a Gamecube game and then play it on the Wii.
Colleen | Feb 05, 2010

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Yes, you can play Ocarina of Time on your Wii. You just have to buy it from the virtual channel. I think it’s about 10 bucks for N64 games.

When people say you can play N64 games on your Wii, they mean you can buy and download it from the virtual console. They don’t actually mean using the cartridge on your Wii.
superdork | Feb 05, 2010

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Two possibilities here:

1) Download the game from the Wii Shop Channel for $10.

2) Buy a Gamecube disc containing Ocarina of Time (a Legend of Zelda collector’s disc for the GC contains OoT, Majora’s Mask, and a few other LoZ classics for about $30) as the Wii can play GC games. This would also require you to purchase 1) a memory card (if you don’t already have one) and 2) a GC controller.
FairyGuide | Feb 05, 2010

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You can purchase the game of the Wii Shop Channel for about 1000 points, which is approximately ?7.00, so I would say roughly $10. However, you need to connect your Wii console to the internet in order to access the Wii Shop Channel.

Hope This Helps!

PS: There is another (but more expensive) way. In special editions of "Legend Of Zelda:The Wind Waker" ,you can get a Gamecube version of Ocarina of Time free as a bonus disc. This works seeing as the Wii is Backward Compaible and can play any Gamecube game. But this would involve you purchasing an additional game, plus a Gamecube controller. It’s your choice though, if you can’t connect to the internet, then it’s your only choice.

This is what the Limited edition Wind waker cover looks like ->

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/big boxshots/0/469050_2860_front.jpg
Olliek | Feb 05, 2010

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Yea, if you get the homebrew channel & the n64 emulator.
Sparx | Feb 05, 2010

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hack ur wii then install the .WAD for oot with wad manager its really easy just google and type in wii bannerbomb hack for whtever firmware version you wii runs SIMPLE AND FREE lol
Ryan | Feb 06, 2010

Secret Diary of a Call Girl (2007) IMDB rating: 5.50 Plot: Based on the popular diary of the anonymous sex worker known only as Belle de Jour.

check it

Actors: Stratford Brice,Drama

when does the new series of Secret Diary of A Call Girl start onm itv2 2010?

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- January 28, 2010 is the scheduled date for the Series Three premiere on ITV2 it airs on Showtime on January 25, 2010.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | Jan 15, 2010

Hard Corps, The (2006) IMDB rating: 5.30 Plot: Jean-Claude will be playing a Combat Vet who’s just spent the last 3 years fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, who is hired to be a bodyguard to a former World Heavyweight Boxing champ to protect him and his family against a Rap Music Mogul. He sets up a team called “The Hard Corps”, complications arise when the boxer suspects that his sister may be in love with the bodyguard.

Actors: Van Damme Jean-Claude,Adoti Razaaq,Bryant Peter,Bottitta Ron,Leacock Viv,Holmes Adrian,Griffin Mark,Selmour Ron,Au Aaron,Bell Dexter,Christopher Julian,Bell Doron,Action,Thriller,

Where can i find this?
looking for a stencil( ithink thats wht they are called) its a piece of metal/ hard plastic that you place over an object, spray paint it, then your filled in image gets onto the items. i need to re uase this stencil by the way. Im looking for one that is an EGA or marine corps or usmc, and one thats of an M249. also id want it cheap. thanks

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Ask yr local Army/Navy store about service stencils.
As far as other stencils go, if you prep your art and take it to a sign shop, they maybe able to cut a stencil out of plastic if they have a large format printer/cutter.
erixworx | Jan 28, 2010

Polar Opposites (2008) IMDB rating: 5.40 Plot: When Earth’s magnetic poles begin reversing, David Terran, the only scientist who predited the possibility of such a sci-fi disaster, must join forces with his estranged friend and lover to save the world. Though his writings found mass readership, scientists scoffed at his theories. But when an Iranian underground nuclear test sets off a global phenomenon that matches David’s doomsday scenario, he must attempt to find a solution in order to avoid a catastrophic event of global proportions.

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Actors: Shaughnessy Charles,Barnett Ken,Hutchison Kieren,Revill Clive,Todd Jeffrey Christopher,Williams Ian Patrick,Caltagirone Ryan,Carlo Ismael ‘East’,Di Giacomo James,Kiiskinen David,Drama,

Are you and your significant other…?
a lot alike or polar opposites? How’s your relationship?
Just curious

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We are similar, but different enough to keep things interesting.
We have vaguely similar cultural tastes (movies, books, music, etc.) Our personalities are similar, but far from identical. Our relationship is good! They say that opposites attract, but I really think it depends on the people involved. I think a happy balance of both is best.
Redheaded Songbird <3 | Jan 24, 2010

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when me and my husband started dating in high school we were polar opposite, from the music we like (he liked country) and (me i was into rap, hip-hop and hated country, now i love it) we were from different social groups he was more of a goody two shoe, as for me i really didn’t care about school, he was more of an outdoors type of guy i wasn’t, i could go on and on but now were married and and have a son. It really works for us because we learned to try different things and go beyond our comfort zone.
shortweda | Jan 24, 2010

Serving Sara (2002) IMDB rating: 4.80 Plot: When Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) is served divorce papers while she is in New York, she is stunned. Not about to lose the fortune she amassed with her self-serving Texas husband, she makes an offer to her process server, Joe (Matthew Perry) that sets them off on a wild trip across the country.

find and download Serving Sara in PDA quaity

Actors: Cedric the Entertainer,Perry Matthew,Pastore Vincent,Campbell Bruce,Crews Terry,Stiller Jerry,Bell Marshall,Southers Derek,Ackles Alan,McGee Robin,Duncan Brent,Shafer John Wayne,Romance,Comedy,

Are these good meal plans to help me lose weight?
Day One:
Breakfast-
1 Banana
? cup of oatmeal (plain)
A glass of green tea plus a vitamin

Lunch-
Turkey sandwich (whole wheat sara lee 45 calorie bread, deli turkey, mustard, and lettuce)
Packet of whole grain kasha crackers

Snack-
Kashi almond bar

Dinner-
Grilled Chicken
Salad (with no dressing or fat free Italian dressing)

Snack-
Carrots and an Orange (or other fruit)

Day 2
Breakfast-
Low Fat strawberry yogurt
Glass of green tea with vitamin
Lunch-
98% fat free clam chowder
With garlic whole wheat crackers (serving is 50 calories which is four crackers. I usually have
Snack-
Carrot sticks
Dinner-
Baked fish (salmon, halibut or talupia sp?)
Steamed veggies (either just broccoli or a mix)
Snack-
A cup of dry cereal (usually cherrios or crispx)
Fruit (grapes, oranges, apples or banana)

Day 3
Breakfast-
2 egg whites
Fruit (usually a banana)
Green tea and vitamin
Lunch-
A healthy choice frozen meal (ones that are 300 calories or less)
Celery sticks
Snack-
Whole grain kasha crackers/ or 100 calorie pack of almonds
Dinner-
Grilled chicken salad with no dressing or fat free Italian
Snack-
fruit

Please don’t talk about how I shouldn’t eat all theses processed foods, but I tried going all organic, but it is too exspensive for me at the moment. Also I have issues with dairy products so i’m still trying to work that all out

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Yes your meal plans seem very healthy and should help you lose weight! Keep up the good work and stick to it! Hope this helps! =)

roxypink123 | May 02, 2009

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The only thing that’s missing is discipline
AJ | Apr 28, 2009

My Brilliant Career (1979) IMDB rating: 7.50 Plot: The heroine, Sybylla (Davis), a headstrong girl growing up in early 20th century Australia, has the opportunity of marriage to a wealthy young man (Harry played by Niel) whom she loves, but rejects it in order to maintain her independence, preferring to take a job as governess/housekeeper to the family of an illiterate neighbor to whom her father owes money.

Actors: Neill Sam,Grubb Robert,Cullen Max,Whitford Peter,Hopgood Alan,Franklin David,Wood Aaron,Piper Gordon,Biography,Drama,Romance,

R&P: Let's decide — What are the best songs of 2009 (Round 1 – Part 6)?
The never-ending battle continues.
Today we have a new guest contributor. You may know him as David, you may know him as paperbag, but he’s bee a regular here for quite a while (longer than I), and he was nice enough to write up some match-ups while I deal with cross-country flights. The First Annual Rock & Pop Best Song Competition (2009 Edition) continues.

MARQUEE MATCHUP
"Last of the English Roses" – Peter Doherty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjIO-AJlF oU
The lead single from the celebrated and controversial indie icon’s debut solo album. Produced by Stephen Street (The Smiths), this atmospheric, elegant song features Blur’s Graham Coxon on guitar. Picture a lost love from your past as you listen.
VS.
"Moving Clocks Run Slow" – We Were Promised Jetpacks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nw7mThmd 6E
Hailed by critics for their "youthful brio and subtlety" (Mojo) and "dreamy and impressionistic" lyrics (The A.V. Club), this Scottish band cites The Twilight Sad and Frightened Rabbits as influences. Listen to this song from their debut album and see if you feel the praise is deserved.

MATCH UP 2:
"Antenna" – Sonic Youth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B_NVayA_ VI
A song from The Eternal, Sonic Youth’s sixteenth album. Always pushing the musical envelope, and therefore always polarizing, the band describe this song as a "melodious ode to fleeting fantasy and unresolved desire with the sound of two analogue radios communicating the emotional action." Are you on their unique wavelength or eager to tune out?
VS.
"The Fixer" – Pearl Jam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_d6Km3QJ Fc
A lighter-than-usual single from the Seattle icons. Are they… having a good time?! It’s certainly no "World Wide Suicide." A few critics have blasted PJ for this bouncier, more pop-oriented sound, damning it as forced and ill-fitting. Do you concur or are you too busy nodding your head and singing along with poppier Vedder?

MATCH UP 3:
"My Wife’s Home Town" – Bob Dylan
http://www.lala.com/#search/bob%20dylan% 20my%20wife%27s%20home%20town
The legendary singer/songwriter is pushing 70 and still kicking. It’s been said his voice (always an acquired taste) is shot and he should retire; others insist he’s as brilliant and relevant as ever. Listen to this cut from Together Through Life and decide for yourself.
(editor’s note: no youtube link, sorry guys).
VS.
"Wretched World" – Converge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YojThNUSp kw
If elderly Dylan isn’t to your taste, perhaps a metalcore band from Salem, Massachusetts will be. This song features contributions from Genghis Tron and is included on their most recent album, Axe to Fall.

MATCH UP 4:
"New Divide" – Linkin Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKN N0
A song by one of the decade’s most successful American bands for 2009′s most popular (and most plot-free) film–this is without a doubt music as big business. Empty bombast? Or a rousing anthem? You decide. And decide quick, before Michael Bay and Megatron blow Yahoo! Answers to smithereens!
VS.
"Savior" – Rise Against
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qhry7ufx no
Vocalist Tim McIlrath and his band of melodious hardcore men hail from Chicago. This is one of their most successful singles to date. Oh, the angst! The sorrow! Do you feel their pain? Or will you vote against Rise Against?

MATCH UP 5:
"Baby By Me" – 50 Cent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxpHQ9gg UE
G-Unit! The movie! The video games! You would be forgiven if you had forgotten 50 Cent’s career as a recording artist. Sales for Before I Self Destruct, his fourth album, were disappointing. Listen to this song, which features Ne-Yo, and decide if people are missing out by missing Curtis’ newer music.
VS.
"Love Me" – Justin Bieber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzaMvIWCQ Qw
Get perfect hair or die tryin’. See the 15-year-old lothario steal from The Cardigans and woo tween girls from coast to coast! Does this simple, sweet pop song leave you smiling or does Justin have your stomach turning?

You, the community here at Yahoo! Answers, nominated 350+ songs, your favorites of the year, to face-off in head-to-head battles, tournament style, to determine the best songs of this calendar year.

As always, I ask that you listen to all of the songs… don’t vote on name alone. Listen to them, weigh them, and then choose with reason, which song is the better of the two in the given match ups. Star it, and try to get as many voters to this thing as you can.

So, THE QUESTION: which songs are the better of each these match ups (even if it’s only the lesser of two evils in your eyes)?
if you listened to this one Justin Bieber song — feel free to ignore my "listen to every song" rule for future Justin Bieber songs (oh, and there are like 5 more of those things on the list…. thanks, tweens).

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Good day, Waves!

"Last of the English Roses" – Peter Doherty
I like Pete… and Graham!

"Antenna" – Sonic Youth
The Toes is a sucker for all things SY.

"My Wife’s Home Town" – Bob Dylan
Yep yep yep. That’s all I have to say about that.

"Savior" – Rise Against
I hate Linkin Park.

Good, God. I could only tolerate about 15 seconds of each, but I will have to say 50 Cent on this one!

Fingertoes | Jan 04, 2010

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”Moving Clocks Run Slow" – We Were Promised Jetpacks”
"Antenna" – Sonic Youth” {this was a difficult choice}
"My Wife’s Home Town" – Bob Dylan
"New Divide" – Linkin Park
"Love Me" – Justin Bieber.
Dark Materials

Balibo (2009) IMDB rating: 7.10 Plot: As Indonesia prepares to invade the tiny nation of East Timor, five Australian based journalists go missing. Four weeks later, veteran foreign correspondent Roger East is lured to East Timor by the young and charismatic Jose Ramos-Horta to tell the story of his country and investigate the fate of the missing men. As East’s determination to uncover the truth grows, the threat of invasion intensifies and an unlikely friendship develops between the last foreign correspondent in East Timor and the man who will become President. BALIBO is a political thriller that tells the true story of crimes that have been covered up for over thirty years.

check it

Actors: Phillips Nathan,Winter Mark Leonard,Gameau Damon,Grantley Gyton,Isaac Oscar,LaPaglia Anthony,Sonkkila Paul,Winter Mark,Wright Tom,Thriller,

What is meant by "came with a lot of baggage"?
The full sentence is:

I was only 14 when my brother Tony was killed. After that people would say

Redacted (2007) IMDB rating: 5.90 Plot: A montage of stories about U.S. soldiers fighting in the Iraq conflict, focusing on the modern forms of media covering the war.

Actors: Alloul Sahar,Anderson Happy,Caillaud Francois,Carroll Patrick,Cullen Andrew,Devaney Rob,Diaz Izzy,Figueroa Mike,Freihat Qazi,Hijazin Paul,Hussein Suhail Abdel,Jones Ty,Kahlil Dhiaa,Kassay Yanal,Knoller Ohad,Crime,Drama,War,

What parts of the Bible do Muslims believe in?
Muhammad speaks glowingly of the Bible in several verses of the Qu’ran and in the Hadith, saying they were inspired by Allah as well, but also states that they have been corrupted by generations of Jews and Christians (which is archaologically improbable anyways, but that’s not the point). Is there a concensus among muslim scholars on which parts of the Bible hold veracity and which ones were added/redacted later?

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Muslims believe the Jewish and Christians holy books to be older revelations from God. They believe that the Quran is the final, true word of Allah.
Steven | Feb 02, 2010

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SIMPLE & PLAIN ANSWER:

The part of the Bible which matches with the Qur’an is true. Like Bible says Earth is Flat instead Qur’an says earth likely an egg shape. Bible says God rested after 6 days creation, Qur’an says God didn’t rest after 6 days creation. Bible says God eats, Qur’an says God doesn’t need to eat, Bible says God couldn’t help Judah, Qur’an says God can do what he willeth. Bible says God’s Prophet did incest and commit adultery with women. Qur’an denies and says Prophets of God are sinless and honour to their master.

Bible says Jesus is Messiah, Qur’an confirms it. Bible says Moses was sent to Pharaoh, Qur’an confirms it. Bible says Muhammad will come after Jesus, Qur’an confirms it. Bible says Mary was Virgin, Qur’an confirms it. Bible says Adam and Eve sinned and weren’t forgiven, Qur’an denies it and says they were forgiven by God after disobeying him.

So the things which matches with the Qur’an is true, and the things which goes opposite are false. Watch this:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfAY4Cd0L Oo

"Then woe to those who write the Book with their own hands, and then say:"This is from Allah," to traffic with it for miserable price!- Woe to them for what their hands do write, and for the gain they make thereby." [Qur'an 2:79]

What happened to the real Bible?:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB91TxULR DE&feature=related

@.
No problem.. TROLL! Actually the sickness is written in your own scripture. You got words of God, words of Prophet, words of Historians and Pornography ALL in one = Bible.

Judges 1:19 (God couldn’t help Judah)
Genesis 18:6-8 (God and Angels ate)

There are some false Hadiths written 900 years after Muhammad. How to confirm them? If they match not with the Qur’an so they’re false, including your Hadith (goat eating paper). By the way you just copy and paste stuffs from internet.

"It is We Who shall truly guard it (Qur’an).